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Faith schrieb am 30. Juli 2001 um 18:37 Uhr (350x gelesen):

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> Dear

> [_] clueless newbie [_] me-too-er
> [_] geek [_] wannabe
> [_] fed [_] scientologist
> [_] freak [_] spammer
> [ ] lamer [_] AOLer
> [X] nerd [_] pervert
> [_] asshole [_] lonely masturbator
> [_] prick [_] anonymous coward
> [_] retard [_] racist

> You are being flamed because

> [_] you posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
> [X] you quoted a TERRIBLE LONG HEADER
> [_] you continued a long, stupid thread
> [_] you started an off-topic thread
> [_] you said "me too" to something
> [_] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
> [_] you repeatedly posted the same article
> [_] you posted some sort of religious crap that doesn't belong in this group
> [_] you posted *lots of* articles that were not funny, unoriginal and *very* boring
> [_] you posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
> [_] you are posting an anonymous attack
> [_] you posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
> [_] you posted to more than four newsgroups
> [_] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
> [_] you brag about things that never happened
> [_] you tried to blame others for your stupidity
> [_] I don't like your tone of voice
> [_] you posted a phone-sex ad
> [_] your mother dresses you funny
> [_] you suck
> [_] I think you might be a fed
> [_] your sig/alias/server sucks
> [_] you are barely literate and your mother didn't proofread your post

> To recant, you must

> [X] actually post something relevant
> [_] actually post a humorous article
> [_] post your tests to alt.test
> [_] give up your AOL account
> [X] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk
> [_] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours
> [_] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you)
> [ ] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq
> [_] cut your balls (or breasts, if you're a woman) off
> [_] jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
> [_] bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
> [_] slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
> [_] print your home phone number in your adverts
> [_] _________________________________________________

> In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

> [_] blow me
> [_] get a life
> [_] never post again
> [_] I pity your dog
> [_] go to hell
> [_] yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
> [_] take your crap somewhere else
> [X] learn to post or sod off
> [_] do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
> [_] see how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
> [_] repeat third grade reading/writing/typing class - pay attention!
> [_] all of the above

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